2023-03-07

Set 5 · Episode 599

Luis Manra

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Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.35 punch density·0.80 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 44:58 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm new to Texas, so I've been avoiding HEB

'cause in my mind, it stands for hurting every beaner.

And you know, I don't wanna walk in there

and accidentally walk out with a job

just based on appearance.

[Bit 2]

It's pretty cool but it gets boring sometimes, you know?

So my intrusive thoughts start to kick in

so I'm gonna read just some of my little thoughts.

Damn, white women really do expire faster.

[Bit 3]

These bras smell good though.

Why am I getting hard?

No, yeah, that was definitely a dude.

[Bit 4]

But yeah man, my girlfriend has a big ass head,

I don't like that shit.

All women have big ass heads, man, trust me.

Yeah, y'all need to accept that.

Women have big ass heads, man.

It's funny to me though,

I saw her get kicked in the face one time.

It was me, but I told her don't move, man.

Women don't listen.

[Bit 5]

Pretty sure I'm anti-Semitic.

And as soon as I figure out what that means,

I'll let you guys know.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"HEB" could be interpreted as an anti-Latino threat.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI'm new to Texas, so I've been avoiding HEB

punchline'cause in my mind, it stands for hurting every beaner.

tagAnd you know, I don't wanna walk in there

tagand accidentally walk out with a job

tagjust based on appearance.