Set 8 · Episode 578
Anthony Ryan
Bucket PullManLatino
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.39 punch density·0.80 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I'm Anthony Ryan, I know that sounds like
the Daigo Wap version of Ricky Bobby,
but it actually gets way worse.
I'm unfortunately mostly Mexican,
so just a mud blood bunch of fuckery going on.
[Bit 2]
Now, but as a Mexican, I gotta say,
I'm confused by the border control conversation.
Like, why do you guys give a fuck?
Most of Americans' favorite things are already Mexican.
Food, liquor, undocumented labor
and underpaid happy endings.
You guys love that shit down here.
Love it.
[Bit 3]
I just wish Mexicans got more credit
for shit that was ours, you know?
Give you a prime example.
SpongeBob SquarePants?
You guys didn't know?
Why do you think that wetback sponge swims so well,
lives in a fucking pineapple?
He's marinating pastor in La Casa.
That's not a fucking accident.
Dude, he's got those brown dicky shorts,
who was his socks up to his knees?
That's a cholo if I've ever seen one.
Dude, he works as a fucking line cook at a burger joint.
His girlfriend's a bucktooth squirrel with hairy arms.
That's a Mexican cartoon.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A white-sounding name implies white identity, but reveals Mexican heritage.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm Anthony Ryan, I know that sounds like
setupthe Daigo Wap version of Ricky Bobby,
setupbut it actually gets way worse.
punchlineI'm unfortunately mostly Mexican,
tagso just a mud blood bunch of fuckery going on.