Set 3 · Episode 578
Cody Green
Bucket PullMan
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.58 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.58 punch density·1.33 tag density
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Skips to 19:17 in the episode
[Bit 1]
So when I was 16, my dad, he got a DUI
and he lost his driver's license,
which basically just means he lost all parental authority.
Right?
Like, how are you supposed to discipline your kid
when you know you're gonna be bumming rides off him?
He tried once.
He was like, "Kody, if you keep it up,
"you're gonna be grounded."
It's like, "Dad, if you keep it up,
"you're gonna fucking bike to the liquor store."
I'll tell you guys, you haven't lived
until you've gotten to watch a grown man
angrily strap on a helmet.
Every now and again, he just clip his double chin.
He's like, "Fuck!"
- Like, Cody, the fucking thing's too tight.
Like, no, you got a nut sack growing out of your throat.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A parent's DUI could be a loss of driving privilege or a loss of all parental authority.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupSo when I was 16, my dad, he got a DUI
setupand he lost his driver's license,
punchlinewhich basically just means he lost all parental authority.
