Dylan Sharp

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.60 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.60 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Lot of guys in Austin that face tattoo

they get zero bitches, I call that post alone.

[Bit 2]

I grew up in Florida.

When I was a child, my mom worked at a bed,

bath, salsa, and beyond.

[Bit 3]

I used to work at a Golden Crow, you're welcome, by the way.

Here's my marketing campaign for Golden Crow.

Goes, Golden Crow, if you want food.

It's there.

Go to growl when you're here,

you're probably with you somewhere else.

[Bit 4]

Met a girl named Paris the other day,

that's a beautiful name, right?

Whenever someone has the first name of a city,

it's always a cool city.

It's always like Paris or London.

Like you never meet a couple and they go,

"This is my daughter, Daytona Beach.

This is my son, Albuquerque.

Don't look Albuquerque in the eyes, just don't do it.

[Bit 5]

- Dane Austin's hard, right ladies?

As soon as one of you can't go paddleboard

and your relationship's over.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Post Malone" sounds like "post alone", and "post alone" fits because face tattoos repel romantic partners.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupLot of guys in Austin that face tattoo

punchlinethey get zero bitches, I call that post alone.