Set 2 · Episode 578
Isabella Carrozza
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Career avg·3.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.22 tag density·3 sets
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density
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Skips to 10:56 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I think we need to legalize weed in Texas, right?
Tired of having to deal with drug dealers.
It's very annoying.
They always make you go to them,
ends up being more expensive.
you have to leave, go to the store, buy Plan B.
[Bit 2]
I have a conspiracy theory that Plan B
is the one behind all these abortion laws, right?
'Cause when they passed that law, right?
'Cause when they passed that law here in Texas,
my roommates and I treated Plan B
the way white people treated toilet paper
during the pandemic.
To all the stores and stocked up.
I know we weren't the only ones,
'cause by the time we got to Walmart,
they're all out of Plan B, they only had guns left.
Labeled plan C.
[Bit 3]
I got cheated on by a guy that I pegged.
[Bit 4]
That's why you have today older men.
Older men treat you so much better than their wives.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Complaining about drug dealers implies drugs, but reveals contraception errands.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI think we need to legalize weed in Texas, right?
setupTired of having to deal with drug dealers.
setupIt's very annoying.
setupThey always make you go to them,
setupends up being more expensive.
punchlineyou have to leave, go to the store, buy Plan B.