Liam Maloney

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.11 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I'm 21, and I still have some baby teeth.

And, yeah, it's a little fucked.

I've never been able to get braces.

And they always say that people have sweet tooth,

they really like candy,

so I really think this is just God's way

of telling me to join the clergy.

[Bit 2]

I was in the airport the other day

at O'Hare and a layover, and it was my first time since turning 21.

And I was running all over the airport trying to find some liquor, but I couldn't find those

little bottles.

And I kept trying to say the name of it, but my girlfriend on the phone, she just didn't

understand what I was trying to say.

So I kept running around, kept running around, and then across the gates I see exactly what

I'm looking for.

And so I sprint across the gates, get all the way up to the nearest guy in a turbine,

and I yell out, "Shooters!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having baby teeth and a sweet tooth could be God's sign to join the clergy.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI'm 21, and I still have some baby teeth.

setupAnd, yeah, it's a little fucked.

setupI've never been able to get braces.

setupAnd they always say that people have sweet tooth,

setupthey really like candy,

setupso I really think this is just God's way

punchlineof telling me to join the clergy.