Set 6 · Episode 744

Carter Fan-Cook

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.47 punch density·0.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Carter Fan-Cuch. Here's Carter, everybody. Carter Fan-Cuch. Nice of you guys to clap, cheer and stuff whenever I

Last time I saw my mom, she didn't do any of that.

She just said, "Shave that shit off your face."

Said, "You look like my son and somebody

I could never trust around my son, you know?

But I need this mustache.

Without it, I look exactly like Kaitlyn Clark."

[Bit 2]

She's a talented shooter.

I just say, "Shoot when I come, you know?"

[Bit 3]

My love life's tough.

It's like, uh...

My love life's like red box, you know?

It used to be a thing.

Used to be a lot of fun in a Walgreens parking lot, you know?

Not a lot of returns. There are always scratches on the back.

[Bit 4]

I supplement it, you know? I supplement my sex life a little bit with porn when I can.

But Texas makes that very difficult.

There's not exactly porn down here, so you've got to get creative, you know?

I found something pretty interesting. It was David Blaine's sex tape.

That's good shit. That's good shit, you know.

He's having sex with a girl, and she's like,

"Oh, David, don't come in me. I'm not on the pill."

And he's like, "Ugh! Check your pocket."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Appearance both draws audience applause and yet maternal rejection.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupCarter Fan-Cuch. Here's Carter, everybody. Carter Fan-Cuch. Nice of you guys to clap, cheer and stuff whenever I

punchlineLast time I saw my mom, she didn't do any of that.