Austin Ingalls

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 51:09 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm from the Midwest.

My family's old-fashioned is what you say

when your family's still racist.

[Bit 2]

And all my friends are starting families of their own,

and one of my friends, his kid, has Asperger's ADHD

I can never remember a little fucker's name,

so I just call him "AAA."

[Bit 3]

I used to work at a prison for like three years,

and you meet a lot of interesting people

when you work at a prison, employees as well.

We worked with this one guy who would eat his own hair,

and if you can believe it, he didn't crush it with the women.

There was reason for that.

He was into child porn.

Yeah, he got busted at his house

with a computer full of child pornography.

That was the last time I trusted a coworker

with my laptop.

[Bit 4]

I saw a homeless person outside holding a sign that said,

"Dying of AIDS."

Could've used that sign before the blowjob.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"old-fashioned" can mean traditional values or unrepentant racism.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI'm from the Midwest.

setupMy family's old-fashioned is what you say

punchlinewhen your family's still racist.