Jose Ayala

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.28 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.70 punch density·0.40 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I know what you're thinking. That's one big ass fucking Jose right there, you know

[Bit 2]

Yeah, no, I know I I know I'm not a traditional Mexican that you can tell

Yeah, but the most Mexican thing about me is I got a UTI.

Yeah, a urinary tract infection.

Ladies, drinker cranberry juice, you know.

Because I got jerked off by a chick who had hot cheeto fingers, you know.

Yeah, can you believe it? That bitch flavor blasting my dick, you know.

No, but I got her bag, I did.

I ate her pussy out with Frank's Red Hot, you know.

You can literally put that shit on anything, you know.

And it was great too, because you know, fucking once I got it makes everything taste like buffalo wings

So it went great with the fucking blue cheese. She already had you know

[Bit 3]

Yeah, oh here's another oh, what do you call it when you make a paralyzed girl squirt?

vegetable soup

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I know what you're thinking. That's one big ass fucking Jose right there, you know”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

punchlineHell yeah. Hell yeah. I know what you're thinking. That's one big ass fucking Jose right there, you know