Set 4 · Episode 744

Tomac Kowetski

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[Bit 1]

I'm from Poland.

At the beginning, I have to tell you, I don't live in

America.

I'm just a tourist, arrived to this country one month ago.

So sorry for my English.

Sometimes you're not going to understand me.

Sometimes I can mispronounce something,

but you have to remember, I'm very funny in Polish.

So please remember this in case of disaster, okay?

[Bit 2]

So a little bit about Poland.

If you don't know where Poland is,

it's between Germany and Russia.

How peaceful, right?

Imagine that you live in America between Detroit

and Detroit, you know?

Kind of like this, you know?

[Bit 3]

So how can I explain Poland to you guys?

It's a European shithole.

It really is.

If I had to compare, imagine that Europe is like America,

and every country in Europe is like states in America, right?

So in this scenario, Poland would be Oklahoma,

which is shithole.

But at least we are not Louisiana, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Bad English implies poor comedy, but reveals Polish competence.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm from Poland.

setupAt the beginning, I have to tell you, I don't live in

setupAmerica.

setupI'm just a tourist, arrived to this country one month ago.

setupSo sorry for my English.

setupSometimes you're not going to understand me.

setupSometimes I can mispronounce something,

punchlinebut you have to remember, I'm very funny in Polish.

tagSo please remember this in case of disaster, okay?