Anna Mae

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[Bit 1]

My name's Anna, and I live in a van.

Some people ask me what van life is like,

and I just tell them it's a lot to unpack.

[Bit 2]

Some people are mad at me for living in a van,

and I'm like, that's crazy, 'cause I'm a nomad.

I'm nomad at you for living in a house.

[Bit 3]

And some people think I'm a hippie,

I live in a van and I'm kind of a hippie because I don't shave my armpits.

I was free bleeding out of Planet Fitness this week and I use essential oils for everything

from insect repellent to chlamydia.

But I'm a bad hippie.

I'm not really a hippie because I drive a diesel, I love a good steak and I have my

license to carry.

But I only got it to prove to the cops in my hometown that I wasn't mentally ill.

Pew pew!

Got him.

[Bit 4]

But dating is hard on the road because every time I invite a guy over, it feels like an

abduction.

And I'm not really into kidnap role play.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"A lot to unpack" can mean complex to explain or full of luggage.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupMy name's Anna, and I live in a van.

setupSome people ask me what van life is like,

punchlineand I just tell them it's a lot to unpack.