Ashley Ann

Bucket PullWomanSmall Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density·Small Joke Book

Watch Ashley Ann’s set

Skips to 42:59 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So I found out my ex was bisexual

when I found the Grindr app on his phone,

which I thought was just like a GPS app to the gyms.

And it was.

To gyms and mics and Tony's.

That's not why we woke up though.

It was actually because he's a whore.

Bisexual I can deal with, but byloyal, absolutely not.

[Bit 2]

Then I found out my boyfriend's best friend's girlfriend.

She confessed to me that they had had a threesome, which

is crazy.

They tied her up naked in the bed.

She thought she was going to get some kinky good fun,

but they actually just forgot she was there and went out

right next to her, which to me sounds a lot less

like a threesome and more like a coming out

party that took a hostage.

[Bit 3]

It actually took him two years to admit that all of those

things were true, too.

Which is fair if you consider the fact that most people can't

admit that they're the problem, let alone admit that

they're at the bottom.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Grindr on a phone implies a hidden hookup app, but reveals a GPS to cruising spots.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I found out my ex was bisexual

setupwhen I found the Grindr app on his phone,

setupwhich I thought was just like a GPS app to the gyms.

punchlineAnd it was.

tagTo gyms and mics and Tony's.