Set 8 · Episode 747
Jack McWilliams
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[Bit 1]
- I hooked up with a girl
who put on music to set the mood.
I was about to go down on her when the song "Cola"
by Lana Del Rey came on.
For those that don't know, the first line of that sexy song
is, "My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola."
So that threw me off, I'll be honest.
I was not expecting her to taste like the choice
of a new generation, you know?
Didn't seem sexy to me, but I didn't want to ruin the moment,
so I just asked her, "Can I go down on you?"
She said, "Is Pepsi okay?"
Not my first choice, you know?
I ordered a nice cold cock. Let me hear you, fellas.
[Bit 2]
Seriously, there's no way that Lana Del Rey thinks it's sexy
and it tastes like nobody's favorite beverage, right?
That's got to be an advertisement for Pepsi.
That product placement sticks out more than a shockingly clean car.
clean car on "The Walking Dead."
I'm watching that show like,
"How do they get a brand-new Chevy Silverado
in the fifth year of a zombie apocalypse?"
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A sexy song lyric implies eroticism, but reveals a soda brand slogan.”
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setup- I hooked up with a girl
setupwho put on music to set the mood.
setupI was about to go down on her when the song "Cola"
setupby Lana Del Rey came on.
setupFor those that don't know, the first line of that sexy song
setupis, "My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola."
setupI was not expecting her to taste like the choice
punchlineof a new generation, you know?