Set 2 · Episode 747
Matthew Coffin
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.24 punch density·0.67 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
- So of course, Trump would call an operation
And that requires massive missiles to deeply penetrate a mountain to destroy a nuclear
facility operation midnight hammer.
Which I don't even feel creative saying it at all because I'm sure me just like millions
other people all thought the same thing.
That's the perfect name for a black porn star.
I mean, come on.
Coming tonight, midnight hammer.
[Bit 2]
The older I get, I feel like the more I'm turning
into an old black lady, especially during the winter time,
I always feel like I need a little afghan
or a little shawl around my shoulder.
And I'm always saying, "Lord have mercy."
[Bit 3]
For some reason, my cell phone thinks that my nuts stink
and I beat my dog.
And I don't know how, I mean,
I don't know why my phone thinks my nuts stink.
It's like the phone has a nose or anything.
And I don't talk about that stuff or anything.
But it thinks I beat my dog.
I get these little alerts on my phone that says,
don't abuse your animal.
There's other ways to discipline it.
And it's because I sing to him and say stupid shit like.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Operation Midnight Hammer" could be a Black porn star name.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setup- So of course, Trump would call an operation
setupAnd that requires massive missiles to deeply penetrate a mountain to destroy a nuclear
setupfacility operation midnight hammer.
setupWhich I don't even feel creative saying it at all because I'm sure me just like millions
setupother people all thought the same thing.
punchlineThat's the perfect name for a black porn star.
tagI mean, come on.
tagComing tonight, midnight hammer.