Mike Gleason

Bucket Pull

Watch Mike Gleason's Kill Tony episode 730 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.39 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

A lot of my friends say that I'm really hard to get gifts for.

I don't think it's that hard to hop online

and Google "things" to get for people with yellow teeth.

That was an incredibly fake smile.

Sorry about that.

I'm from Chicago.

[Bit 2]

I'm in the dating scene here, which is pretty good.

Took a chick out the other day, which is awesome.

Opened up the car door for her, and she's like,

"Look at this. Chivalry's not dead."

I'm like, "Easy, bitch. My door sticks.

I got to climb in first, all right?"

Chivalry, I don't know if you're cold.

The window works just fine.

But that's awesome.

[Bit 3]

Really big fan of these Ven--

these Waymos out here you guys got.

They're pretty cool.

Brings back the childhood in me.

I used to throw snowballs at cars, which is pretty fun.

But now I feel like you could just throw anything

at these things, and you're feeding all these vegans

that are hanging out in the streets doing yoga poses

and stuff.

All right, that's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupA lot of my friends say that I'm really hard to get gifts for.

setupI don't think it's that hard to hop online

punchlineand Google "things" to get for people with yellow teeth.

tagThat was an incredibly fake smile.