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KT #750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + MATT MCCUSKER + TIM BUTTERLY

2025-12-30

Remy Swise

Bucket PullManMiddle EasternSmall Joke Book

Watch Remy Swise's Kill Tony episode 750 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.77 punch density·0.29 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.21 punch density·0.25 tag density·Small Joke Book

How's it going? My name is Remy Swise.

[Bit 1]

I'm of Middle Eastern descent.

Both my parents are from Jordan.

And on top of that, I'm from Oklahoma City.

I was born and raised in Oklahoma.

And that makes me a Southern Arab gentleman.

That means I allow my women to work next to me

rather than 10 steps behind everywhere we go.

I might even hold her hand.

[Bit 2]

My favorite sport is baseball.

And I always wondered, how come they don't have baseball in the Middle East?

You know, here in America, we got the sandlot.

Middle East, lots of sand.

And...

Love that.

[Bit 3]

So I'm Arabic, right?

I'm Arabic.

That means my pronouns are hijab.

[Bit 4]

Now, Major League Baseball is gonna start having games

in India.

Do y'all hear about this?

Yeah, they got cricket.

We got baseball to try to bridge the gap internationally.

You know what makes me laugh when I think about baseball

in India?

Every night at the ballpark is bobblehead night.

Doesn't "Bobblehead" sound like what you get from a Hindu girl

when she goes down on your-- [groans]

Hey, I'm Remy Swise. Thank you very much.

Bit 2 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupMy favorite sport is baseball.

setupAnd I always wondered, how come they don't have baseball in the Middle East?

setupYou know, here in America, we got the sandlot.

punchlineMiddle East, lots of sand.