2024-11-26

Set 3 · Episode 693

Cam Patterson

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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.31 punch density·0.60 tag density

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Skips to 44:25 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm getting older, and I realized stuff about myself.

I realized recently that I'm toxic.

I just realized that.

Because I got a new girlfriend, and my ex

called me out of nowhere.

And she was like, "I see you got a new girlfriend, nigga.

I don't care.

I just want you to know that if you marry that bitch,

I'm gonna come to your wedding

with a bomb strapped to my chest.

And my dick got hard."

Like, "What did you say?

I rubbed my nipple and she said, 'What?'"

But HOMBO was like, "Why would your dick get hard?

That's crazy."

I was like, "You're gonna understand,

my momma gonna be on my wedding,

my dad gonna be at my wedding,

my grandma gonna be there.

You gonna kill all them for me?

What you finna wear when you gonna blow my wedding?

Now you gonna have a thong on when you blow my wedding up?

[Bit 2]

I went to Akron, that place is terrible.

We don't need it, LeBron, only thing we need outta Akron.

I feel like this world is just a bronze world.

Y'all ever think about that?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A wedding bomb threat implies fear, but reveals sexual arousal.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm getting older, and I realized stuff about myself.

setupI realized recently that I'm toxic.

setupI just realized that.

setupBecause I got a new girlfriend, and my ex

setupcalled me out of nowhere.

setupAnd she was like, "I see you got a new girlfriend, nigga.

setupI don't care.

setupI just want you to know that if you marry that bitch,

setupI'm gonna come to your wedding

setupwith a bomb strapped to my chest.

punchlineAnd my dick got hard."

tagLike, "What did you say?

tagI rubbed my nipple and she said, 'What?'"