2024-11-26

Set 9 · Episode 693

David Joseph Peter Sullivan

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- Yeah, I just moved to Austin.

I was going to redownload the dating apps here.

First thing that came up when I searched dating apps,

Chispa, a dating app for Latinos.

That shit's crazy.

I mean, come on, look it up if you don't believe me.

I mean, who, imagine Cracker, a dating app for white people.

You'd get fucking shot.

I guess this is no longer Biden's America,

this is John's America, whatever.

but I was thinking about it, shit,

like what if I created an app for fucking gingers?

So I did.

And we've got five users now.

We're few and far between.

My only match is two people, one of them's in Scotland,

and one of them lives back where I'm from in Portland.

and I may or may not be related to them.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dating-app standards both allow Latino-only apps and yet reject white-only apps.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setup- Yeah, I just moved to Austin.

setupI was going to redownload the dating apps here.

setupFirst thing that came up when I searched dating apps,

setupChispa, a dating app for Latinos.

setupThat shit's crazy.

setupI mean, who, imagine Cracker, a dating app for white people.

punchlineYou'd get fucking shot.

tagI guess this is no longer Biden's America,

tagthis is John's America, whatever.