2024-11-26

Set 8 · Episode 693

Mio Love

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.80 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 1:31:47 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Look, I'm 34 and recently separated.

And for some reason, my right titty, she went cockey.

That bitch looking like Biggie Smalls.

She doing a right face for no reason.

I have to reel her back in.

[Bit 2]

And I wanna come back to the game

with real big dick energy, you know?

So I talked to my cousin and she said,

"Bitch, you need to get wax.

It lasts forever and it leaves your skin smooth

like a dolphin."

So I did, I made the appointment,

and there I was, spread like a dolphin.

The lady's putting the wax, she's putting the strip,

and with no regards to my life or to Jesus,

she goes, "Ching, ching, ching, sah!"

Ma'am, I discovered the connection between your vision and that lip.

I went fucking blind.

I lost all control of my body and for some reason I just kicked the lady.

Don't feel bad for the lady.

She got kicked before.

Because she took it like a champ.

She got backed up and she wanted to do the other one.

At 34 I learned a valuable lesson.

You need to love yourself.

So right now I'm looking like a yin yang.

I got one bushy bush and one smooth like a dolphin, baby.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A crooked breast is like Biggie Smalls because both look cockeyed.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupLook, I'm 34 and recently separated.

setupAnd for some reason, my right titty, she went cockey.

punchlineThat bitch looking like Biggie Smalls.

tagShe doing a right face for no reason.

tagI have to reel her back in.