Alec Phillips

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.75 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.75 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 41:09 in the episode

[Bit 1]

everybody. >> How's it going, guys? So there's a couple people here in Wheel of

chairs tonight. I wish I had a seat in the Yoke

Freedom Theatre. [Laughter] So they recently caught a man in

[Bit 2]

Texas with 58 terabytes of child porn. There is a thousand

Let that settle in. There is a thousand gigabytes in a terabyte. We sent a man to the moon with one gigabyte.

They didn't catch him after like the first two terabytes. [Laughter]

No, I did the math on it. 58 terabytes is the equivalent of 14,500 feature-length films.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Noticing wheelchair users implies sympathy, but reveals envy of their reserved seating.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupeverybody. >> How's it going, guys? So there's a couple people here in Wheel of

setupchairs tonight. I wish I had a seat in the Yoke

punchlineFreedom Theatre. [Laughter] So they recently caught a man in