Jill Carlson

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I just wanted to thank you. I invested in Gold Bond Powder before this week and y'all fuckers made me rich. Thank you so much

[Bit 2]

So a lot of people think I'm a lesbian and I'm not I have a type

Some of you guys match with me fat bald losers without driver's licenses. Hi, I'm here

[Bit 3]

But I thought you know, I'm 40. I'm still single and so maybe I am gay

So I decided to match with a woman on tinder. She was a Buddhist lesbian

And I was like, that's nice. She's peaceful.

But then she started writing to me and ladies have you seen the fucking paragraphs rewrite to me and goddamn. They're so fucking long

Then she started sending me emojis and it was like lightning bolt Bulgarian flag broken hurt

I was like, I don't know what the fuck you're trying to save me bitch

So we went out to lunch and she said I want to take you to a Tibetan restaurant because I'm a Buddhist

She was white. She wasn't from Tibet, but she's like, let me show you the food of my people

Then she didn't talk the entire time just stop nodding her face

Thank you ladies for laughing fuck all you guys for not laughing ladies. Thank you

But she stopped out the entire day. She didn't say anything at the end. She took a deep breath and she said

My energy does not have to match your energy

So I ghosted that bitch our energies match now don't they thank you guys. That's my time. That's my job

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“I just wanted to thank you. I invested in Gold Bond Powder before this week and y'all fuckers made me rich. Thank you so much”

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punchlineI just wanted to thank you. I invested in Gold Bond Powder before this week and y'all fuckers made me rich. Thank you so much