Jonah Campos

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:03:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm currently in a relationship.

He's in the Navy.

He just got back from deployment,

so I'm pretty sure that I have chlamydia right now.

[Bit 2]

I like dirty sex, and...

So, I like getting fingered in the ass sometimes.

And I know my boyfriend doesn't know this, but I know that he wipes his fingers in my hair after...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A military partner returning from deployment is widely understood but rarely said aloud to mean likely infidelity and STIs.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI'm currently in a relationship.

setupHe's in the Navy.

setupHe just got back from deployment,

punchlineso I'm pretty sure that I have chlamydia right now.