Set 2 · Episode 582
Josh Shapiro
Bucket PullManYoung
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density
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Skips to 14:39 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Skatefest I made it from fucking Canada baby dude I'm so excited to eat
American fast food we don't have anything dude I have never tried the
a Popeye's Spiced Chicken Sandwich.
That shit was sold out for months.
Someone got stabbed over that sandwich.
That means that this sandwich is so good
that some guy pulled out a knife and was like,
hey, give me that sandwich or I'm gonna stab you.
And the guy with the sandwich was like, no.
There's no other way that guy gets stabbed, dude.
[Bit 2]
I'm 25 years old, I feel like I look like I'm 35.
But like, I should have known that this was my life
because I had a full beard at 15, I went bald at 16.
I had a full bush at eight years old.
Do you know what it's like to be an eight year old boy,
take off your pants and have the pedophile,
be like, "Yo, what the fuck?"
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A stabbing over a sandwich could be proof the victim found it too good to surrender.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupSkatefest I made it from fucking Canada baby dude I'm so excited to eat
setupAmerican fast food we don't have anything dude I have never tried the
setupa Popeye's Spiced Chicken Sandwich.
setupThat shit was sold out for months.
setupSomeone got stabbed over that sandwich.
setupThat means that this sandwich is so good
setupthat some guy pulled out a knife and was like,
setuphey, give me that sandwich or I'm gonna stab you.
setupAnd the guy with the sandwich was like, no.
punchlineThere's no other way that guy gets stabbed, dude.