Set 4 · Episode 762
Joe Ellis
Bucket PullTransWoman
Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.25 tag density·2 sets
This set·7 bits·8 beats·0.59 punch density·0.25 tag density
Watch Joe Ellis’s set
Skips to 44:22 in the episode
[Bit 1]
My name is Joe, and because we're in Texas,
I'm legally required to tell you all that I am trans.
Don't worry, they took my guns at the door.
Yeah, you're safe for now.
[Bit 2]
I go by Joe, J-O.
I used to go by Joe, J-O-E.
But like most things with transition,
you just cut off the parts you don't like.
[Bit 3]
Speaking of guns, I actually do love guns.
You know, us trannies are always packing something.
And it's hard to conceal carry a Glock
when you're hiding a cock.
[Bit 4]
Yeah, and I love my guns so much.
You know, I really only came out of the closet
to make room for more guns.
[Bit 5]
And because I'm on hormones, people ask me,
they say, "Is it safe for you to be around so many guns?"
And the hormones make me emotional sometimes,
like a woman on her period, but not unstable.
Like, not so unstable I'd shoot up a Catholic school.
[Bit 6]
I asked a priest about that joke,
and he said, "Finish blowing me first."
[Bit 7]
He didn't say that I transitioned.
I'm not a boy anymore.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Trans Texans are treated like armed threats is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”
Joke Type
elephant-in-the-roomLines
setupMy name is Joe, and because we're in Texas,
punchlineI'm legally required to tell you all that I am trans.
tagDon't worry, they took my guns at the door.
tagYeah, you're safe for now.