Nate Hong Kong

Bucket PullAsianMan

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.80 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.80 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:37:20 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hello, all. I am Nate Hong Kong.

Well, I was born and raised in Hong Kong,

but I got a big dick, so you can just call me Caulk Asian.

[Bit 2]

I, no, I have lots of Chinese friends as a result.

Or just the one. I can't tell.

[Bit 3]

Yeah. I actually, I failed my driver's license in Hong Kong.

You know how fucking bad you have to be at driving?

For a Chinese guy sitting next to you,

shit's scared to be like,

"WÇ’ hÃ¡i dÅn lÇ’"

"I can't lie in good conscience."

"You are a low hazard."

No, I actually failed because I didn't hit enough of the traffic cones.

What are you doing?

You didn't call all that family a foie.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Caucasian" sounds like "cock Asian", and "cock Asian" fits because a big dick.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupHello, all. I am Nate Hong Kong.

setupWell, I was born and raised in Hong Kong,

punchlinebut I got a big dick, so you can just call me Caulk Asian.