Orhoon Timur

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.60 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.60 punch density·0.80 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- It's been really nerve-wracking back there.

'Cause I'm watching the people go before,

it's like, open mic or legend, open mic or legend.

I'm like, can I please be after,

I'm gonna buy Trinity all the alcohol

or medication she needs.

After this, I was like,

I know her too, I'm like, "Oh please suck, I don't give a fuck about your career please."

[Bit 2]

So, I'm 33, I've never gone close to marriage.

I can't look at you when I say this, I have to look at a man.

I've never gone close to marriage.

You guys can act a little surprised by the way.

I bought a new fucking shirt for this.

All right, but the reason is 'cause I'm a struggling comic,

and I really don't want to settle for someone

who would settle for me.

You know, I--anybody who looks at me and says,

"Yeah, I'll waste my best egg years on him,"

I'm like, "I don't want someone with bad judgment

raising my children."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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“Following open-mic comics could be lucky.”

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setup- It's been really nerve-wracking back there.

setup'Cause I'm watching the people go before,

punchlineit's like, open mic or legend, open mic or legend.

tagI'm like, can I please be after,

tagI'm gonna buy Trinity all the alcohol

tagor medication she needs.