Set 3 · Episode 762
Riley Galvin
Bucket PullMedium Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.44 punch density·1.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book
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Skips to 36:24 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Whoever created the phrase,
it's not about the size of the dog in the fight.
It's about the size of the fight in the dog.
clearly has never gambled on dog fighting.
Always bet on the bigger dog.
[Bit 2]
Vitriloquist.
Vitrilo-- it sounds like such a fancier job title
than what it is.
Like it sounds like they all got together
and decided on a Vitriloquist
because they were too afraid to tell their parents
they wanted to fist cabbage patch dolls professionally.
Do you guys think Vitriloquist are just necrophiliacs
with low self-esteem?
Like they want to mess around with lifeless things
I don't have the confidence, you know?
Like, is Jeffrey Dom or just Jeff Dunham with stage fright?
[Bit 3]
I'm a basketball fan, I like the Utah Jazz.
Utah Jazz is funny though.
It sounds like a bunch of racist Mormons
got together for some diversity, you know?
Like they all got together, we're like,
"All right, we need more black people in the state,
"what are they like?"
And the one went, "Basketball and jazz."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Dog-fighting wisdom both says fight matters most and yet favors the bigger dog.”
Joke Type
contradictionLines
setupWhoever created the phrase,
setupit's not about the size of the dog in the fight.
setupIt's about the size of the fight in the dog.
punchlineclearly has never gambled on dog fighting.
tagAlways bet on the bigger dog.