Set 7 · Episode 762
Trinity Ultimire
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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·0.60 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.30 punch density·0.60 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
Yes, okay, my name is Trinity.
I was named after the movie "The Matrix."
Have we seen it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In that movie, Trinity kind of serves as Neo-salvation.
She's like a foil to God.
And I'm just sick and tired of being seen
as men's salvation.
So like last year, I was proposed to three times.
And I just, I am from Texas,
so I wanna know what it is about me that says,
"Come and take it,"
because I'm gonna show you if I can come and take it.
[Bit 2]
And I went down by the docks and so now
I got some sea water on me and I smell like fish.
What the fuck is new?
[Bit 3]
and so I wanna say my name again and end it here as,
you know, I used to introduce myself
as the Father, the Son, and the Holy.
And you can guess why.
[Bit 4]
Self-care looks like a lot of different things
and I was confronted with an erect penis.
I don't know what to do with it.
So I grabbed a hold of it and I went vroom, vroom, vroom,
pressing on his foot like a clutch.
My dad taught me how to try and stick.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“The name Trinity could be men's salvation.”
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setupYes, okay, my name is Trinity.
setupI was named after the movie "The Matrix."
setupIn that movie, Trinity kind of serves as Neo-salvation.
setupShe's like a foil to God.
setupAnd I'm just sick and tired of being seen
punchlineas men's salvation.
tagSo like last year, I was proposed to three times.