Greg McCowan

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Yo, recently I've been trying to date,

but it's been very hard with an Android phone

because for some reason,

iPhone users always discriminate on me

based off the color of my text messages.

It's always weird.

Like every time I'm in the club

and I'm trying to talk to a girl,

I feel like Martin Luther King.

I'm like, "I have a dream that one day green messages and blue messages will way they come

together."

I can imagine I'll have a group of Android supporters behind me leaving the club.

They'll be chatting shit like, "Green or blue, we don't care.

Let us see your underwear."

Shit's crazy.

Across the street, you'll see the iPhone supporters and they'll be saying shit like, "Well, it's

if he ain't blue, then he can't come through

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Green texting is like racism because both color-sort.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupYo, recently I've been trying to date,

setupbut it's been very hard with an Android phone

setupbecause for some reason,

setupiPhone users always discriminate on me

punchlinebased off the color of my text messages.