Robert Carroll

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.14 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.14 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 37:00 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Stay at a goddamn hotel.

Very nice hotel.

How many times can a 60-year-old man jerk off in one afternoon?

38.

The answer's 38.

69 would have been funnier, but it's really 38.

[Bit 2]

So I talked to all these young people,

and I'm like, psilocybin's legal now.

And they're like, oh, that's so cute.

Are you microdosing?

And I'm like, no, I don't know.

What the fuck is a microdose?

Do seven grams of micro-dose?

Go, yes.

I guess I'm micro-dosing.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Hotel masturbation becomes so extreme that 38 orgasms happen.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupStay at a goddamn hotel.

setupVery nice hotel.

setupHow many times can a 60-year-old man jerk off in one afternoon?

punchline38.

tagThe answer's 38.

tag69 would have been funnier, but it's really 38.