Set 7 · Episode 755
Tasia
Bucket PullLarge Joke Book
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.52 punch density·0.83 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.52 punch density·0.83 tag density·Large Joke Book
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Skips to 1:05:47 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Hey, I just slept with my first white woman.
Hey, I'm glad you proud, nigga,
'cause my girl was pissed.
For real, man, this is bad, nigga, this is bad.
I had never been a white woman before,
but I come fast, nigga, I bust quick.
Some people say premature, I like to say right on time.
But nah, as soon as I put in, I bust, like instantly, nigga.
I was like, my bad, I'm sorry, oh my God.
She said, no, Jerome, it's okay.
I said, that's not my name.
But I like the energy though, it's real supportive, right?
It's very supportive.
This white woman though, she changed my life, bro.
She fucked me up, nigga.
She fucked me so good.
I drink IPAs now.
For real, my homie here was like,
"You trying to go to the club?"
I was like, "Nah, nah, you want to go to the brewery?"
We play corn hole and listen to Shania Twain.
Now, before we started having sex, she stopped me.
She said, "What are your kinks?
What are your kinks?"
I don't have any kinks though.
She said she had a praise kink,
which like words, affirmation, good girl,
shit like that.
That's not me, nigga.
I don't think I did it right.
I was like, "Ooh, you the goat."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A crowd cheering a sexual milestone implies celebration, but reveals a girlfriend who is furious.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupHey, I just slept with my first white woman.
setupHey, I'm glad you proud, nigga,
punchline'cause my girl was pissed.