Paul Mendoza

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- So I don't know why women get all upset

when you ask them to make them sandwich.

It's not that hard.

It's not like we're asking ladies to smoke us a brisket.

Takes time and patience.

Quality is the wish no woman possesses.

[Bit 2]

So, black people can't get lice, just so you know.

Like, 97% of the cases are like white people,

which makes sense if you think about it,

'cause like, if I was a parasite,

I wouldn't have to feed off inferior blood either.

I'd only want the best, and the purest blood from my family.

[Bit 3]

My name is Paul Mendoza, I am from Napa, California.

It's a very beautiful place, filled with beautiful people.

Very low crime.

A lot of people know Napa is a wine country.

Well, they don't know that it's an acronym.

It stands for "No African People Loud."

But we do allow the Mexicans, you know,

the grave's not gonna pick themselves.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Asking for a sandwich could be a modest food request.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- So I don't know why women get all upset

setupwhen you ask them to make them sandwich.

setupIt's not that hard.

punchlineIt's not like we're asking ladies to smoke us a brisket.

tagTakes time and patience.

tagQuality is the wish no woman possesses.