Set 5 · Episode 581
Jeremiah Willis
Bucket PullMan
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.12 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.12 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
So I like older women cougars.
I like 'em 'cause they get straight to the point,
especially when they come down to sex.
They don't have no time to play games.
I was messing with this older lady,
and she used to smoke, which I don't like women that smoke,
so I said, "Fuck it."
You know, I forgot the joke, but I'ma keep going.
But anyway, one night I was headed over there
to go see what their mouth do,
And she said, "Let me finish this cigarette, baby."
And I got you.
I don't know if anybody in here ever got hair
from somebody that just got finished
from smoking a menthol cigarette.
But that shit is quite refreshing.
I felt like I stuck my dick into a York Peppermint Patty
or some shit.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Getting oral sex from a smoker is like a York Peppermint Patty because both deliver unexpected minty refreshment.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupSo I like older women cougars.
setupI like 'em 'cause they get straight to the point,
setupespecially when they come down to sex.
setupThey don't have no time to play games.
setupI was messing with this older lady,
setupand she used to smoke, which I don't like women that smoke,
setupso I said, "Fuck it."
setupBut anyway, one night I was headed over there
setupto go see what their mouth do,
setupAnd she said, "Let me finish this cigarette, baby."
setupAnd I got you.
setupI don't know if anybody in here ever got hair
setupfrom somebody that just got finished
setupfrom smoking a menthol cigarette.
setupBut that shit is quite refreshing.
punchlineI felt like I stuck my dick into a York Peppermint Patty
punchlineor some shit.