Warren DK

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Skips to 16:34 in the episode

[Bit 1]

employed now. I work from home. I'm my own boss. It's awesome. Because unlike my last job, I

can't get fired for jacking off at my desk. Apparently that's offensive to the students.

Third graders, am I right? Bunch of prudes. Super sexy, though. >> I'm not a fan of

[Bit 2]

I was jacking off the other day and I accidentally came in my own eyeball.

It was an accident, mistakes happened. I was aiming for my mouth and I missed.

[Bit 3]

I know what you're thinking too, like how did I not see that coming? I did.

[Bit 4]

Believe it or not, I am in a relationship. I got a beautiful girlfriend.

she's what's known as a screamer, very loud, very loud during sex. I don't know if you guys have

ever busted a nut in an ear drum at the same time. Very painful. Very rad. >> All right,

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being unable to get fired for masturbating at work implies freedom, but reveals the previous job was at a school.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupemployed now. I work from home. I'm my own boss. It's awesome. Because unlike my last job, I

punchlinecan't get fired for jacking off at my desk. Apparently that's offensive to the students.

tagThird graders, am I right? Bunch of prudes. Super sexy, though. >> I'm not a fan of