Sammy Smith

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:37:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

It's 2026, guys, okay?

If you're making good financial decisions in 2026,

man, you a bitch, okay?

[Bit 2]

Money's digital and life is perspective.

If I pull my bank account up right now

and I cover up that little hyphen, man, I'm rich as fuck.

I ain't shit you can tell me.

Yeah, I'm broke.

[Bit 3]

Um, and I'm not broke because I go to the strip club,

but I do go to the strip club,

even though I'm broke, you know?

You know, when I go to the strip club,

I go with a smooth $40.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's $20 to get in.

So when I go to the strip club, I got $20.

And a lap dance is about $40.

So when I go to the strip club, I'm looking for a bargain.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I walk in that bitch like I'm Indian.

I'm looking for a very good deal.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Financial responsibility could be cowardice.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupIt's 2026, guys, okay?

setupIf you're making good financial decisions in 2026,

punchlineman, you a bitch, okay?