Yonder Wizard

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 53:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Wow. You know what the difference is between a crocodile and an allegation?

"Crocodiles are real."

[Bit 2]

"Not not." "Who's there?" "Hello sir, I just moved in in the neighborhood. I'm required by law to make my presence known."

"If you wouldn't mind signing this form so that I could return it to the courthouse tomorrow by noon, I'd greatly appreciate it."

"I noticed a swing set in the backyard."

Unrelated.

[Bit 3]

So I was a pretty big Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan

as a kid, you guys fuck with the turtles?

I was also a pretty big Bill Cosby fan as a kid,

so I'm definitely afraid I'm gonna wake up one day

to find out that the Ninja Turtles raped 54 women.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"What's the difference between a crocodile and an allegation" implies a riddle, but reveals only one is real.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupWow. You know what the difference is between a crocodile and an allegation?

punchline"Crocodiles are real."