2025-11-04

Set 12 · Episode 742

Alex Friedman

Bucket PullManLarge Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.71 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.71 punch density·2.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

Watch Alex Friedman’s set

Skips to 1:45:26 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Man, I got to tell you, I've been trying to get myself out

more often.

And I met a girl who told me, oh my god, it's so nice

to finally meet a sweet Filipino guy.

There's only one problem.

I ate Filipino.

But I didn't tell her that.

I was like, yeah, I love bamboo.

Are you kidding me?

It's my favorite fruit.

I'm Manny Pacquiao.

He's my cousin, Father.

[Bit 2]

So I suck at dating,

especially 'cause I have social anxiety.

So I go to orgies.

Yeah, you know, people often ask me,

aren't you afraid of getting drugged?

I'm like, what are you kidding me?

That's what I'm there for.

I'm holding out my cup like I'm asking for loose change.

Please, I need to be drugged if I'm gonna be here.

And if you're trying to fuck me, so do you.

[Bit 3]

You know, I've been to a lot of orgies in the past,

and the weirdest one I've ever been to,

the place was empty.

Not even did he was there.

But all the way in the back,

there were these two old people just going at it.

It was like seeing Betty White getting piledragged by Joe Biden.

You're welcome for that image, by the way.

But then this other guy, he walks in and he's like,

Oh, God!

Why does it smell like broken dreams and disappointment?

It basically smells like the Democratic National Convention.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Filipino guy" implies ethnic identity, but reveals only a food preference.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupMan, I got to tell you, I've been trying to get myself out

setupmore often.

setupAnd I met a girl who told me, oh my god, it's so nice

setupto finally meet a sweet Filipino guy.

setupThere's only one problem.

punchlineI ate Filipino.

tagBut I didn't tell her that.

tagI was like, yeah, I love bamboo.

tagAre you kidding me?

tagIt's my favorite fruit.

tagI'm Manny Pacquiao.

tagHe's my cousin, Father.