2025-11-04

Set 13 · Episode 742

Ari Mati

Bucket PullWhiteManMiddle-Age

Career avg·2.40 bits/set·3.40 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.14 tag density·5 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·1.12 punch density·2.80 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I just found out

that the tranny is a slur.

I didn't know that.

I'm just shortening the word.

I'm not trying to offend you, I'm trying to save time.

Like if there's an active shooter behind you,

I'm not gonna be like, "Hallelujah, them!"

No, I'm going to be like, "Shanee get down to the gun!"

"Shanee gun!"

[Bit 2]

And I've been to Thailand.

Have you ever been, sir?

Man, they're good.

They trick you.

You can tell no matter how close you get.

I mean, you can tell.

But you can tell when it's too late.

You can tell when you eat their pussy.

And it tastes like dick.

But so what?

Shit happened to me so what?

Fuck you.

They got me.

It is what it is.

I'm a straight man. I take it on the chin. I move on.

[Bit 3]

Like, if you fuck a tranny and you have to go through an existential fucking crisis,

you gay.

If I go to bed with a lady and I wake up, it's a dude, you know what I do?

I give you a fist bump and I say, "Touche."

GG.

You got me.

That's how straight I am.

I can fuck a dude and feel nothing, dude.

The mind is more powerful than the body.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Tranny" implies a slur, but reveals an efficiency shortcut to save time.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I just found out

setupthat the tranny is a slur.

setupI didn't know that.

setupI'm just shortening the word.

punchlineI'm not trying to offend you, I'm trying to save time.

setupLike if there's an active shooter behind you,

punchlineI'm not gonna be like, "Hallelujah, them!"

tagNo, I'm going to be like, "Shanee get down to the gun!"

tag"Shanee gun!"