KJ

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.28 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 59:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Listen, guys, I love my girlfriend.

I'm gonna marry my girlfriend,

but she is a fucking retard.

I'm serious. Like I'm gonna write a book and call it I'm in love with a retard.

[Bit 2]

Basically she goes around complaining, always fighting, arguing with me. This is

chapter one. Basically I'm telling you that what happened was she was shaving

her pubes, right? Long story less long. She got it an ingrown hair and then she's

telling me it was herpes.

And I was like, what the fuck?

And then she's like, when was the last time

you ever got tested?

And I was like, baby, I've been tested before.

I never had herpes.

I had chlamydia.

Those are two different things.

And I remember when the doctor called me and told me,

I was crying.

Like I was happy.

Those were tears of joy.

I wasn't sad.

I was just happy that I didn't have herpes.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Love and marriage plans implies a tender tribute, but reveals a stupid girlfriend.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupListen, guys, I love my girlfriend.

setupI'm gonna marry my girlfriend,

punchlinebut she is a fucking retard.

tagI'm serious. Like I'm gonna write a book and call it I'm in love with a retard.