Ram B

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[Bit 1]

crazy. So I was in the Walgreens recently getting some beer and some cigarettes to kind

of fuel me shitting on my dreams. And they say, "Get vaccinated, get rewarded." I was

like, "Whoa, rewarded? Shit, I got to go check this out." And I said, "Well, rewarded with

what? AIDS? You know what I mean? Yeah, let me get two scoops of AIDS. Let's see. Let

Let me get some autism sprinkles on there.

Baby girl, what you want?

Okay, my daughter, she want two scoops of autism.

Throw some measles on there, yeah.

Measles syrup, thank you.

[Bit 2]

I was thinking, what if DMX was your AI

and couldn't answer your question?

It'd be like, dog, that's my man's in them.

But I can't answer your question

'cause that would make me a snitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Get rewarded" implies a valuable reward, but reveals vaccine side effects ordered like ice cream.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupcrazy. So I was in the Walgreens recently getting some beer and some cigarettes to kind

setupof fuel me shitting on my dreams. And they say, "Get vaccinated, get rewarded." I was

setuplike, "Whoa, rewarded? Shit, I got to go check this out." And I said, "Well, rewarded with

punchlinewhat? AIDS? You know what I mean? Yeah, let me get two scoops of AIDS. Let's see. Let

tagLet me get some autism sprinkles on there.

tagBaby girl, what you want?

tagOkay, my daughter, she want two scoops of autism.

tagThrow some measles on there, yeah.

tagMeasles syrup, thank you.