Reese James Carmen

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.13 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.13 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 31:30 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Usually it's only the fucking Asians

that fuck my name up.

My name's Reese.

[Bit 2]

I'm Australian.

If you don't know, I'm not fucking British.

Anybody, yep.

So I first get into America, right?

I get into fucking Dallas, get into fucking Austin.

I get picked up by a fucking Waymo,

those driverless fucking cars, you seen those?

I don't wanna fucking get picked up by a Waymo.

I wanna get picked up by a Mexican with a cracked window.

[Bit 3]

Your homeless people out here are fucking pretty wild.

I mean, I'm in fucking Melbourne, right?

Melbourne's got a lot of homeless people.

Your homeless people are very specific.

I got asked for 54 cents.

I had to do the conversion of my head.

It worked out to be about $1.30.

That's about 30 cents over my empathy budget, bro.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Only Asians mispronouncing a name implies complexity, but reveals Reese.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Usually it's only the fucking Asians

setupthat fuck my name up.

punchlineMy name's Reese.