2025-11-04

Set 8 · Episode 742

Sarah Klein

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Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.69 punch density·0.63 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:06:04 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Recently took home a dude who's an optometrist,

brought him into the bedroom, he started doing this thing

where he was like, "Okay, here's one finger, and now here's two.

Do we like the one?

Or do we like the two a little bit better?

Back to the one.

Let's throw it over to a three.

That one is for astigmatism.

Turns out I do have astigmatism.

[Bit 2]

That is not the only form of tism that I have.

Yeah, my ancestors came down the tism trail.

[Bit 3]

I have what used to be called Asperger's.

They don't call it that anymore,

because it turns out the dude that it's named after is a Nazi.

But also that's been coming back on Vogue.

I don't know, but the rebranding is it's now called Level 1 Autism.

Which for me as a gamer is mildly infuriating because I'm like, what do I got to do to get to the next level?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Clinical eye-exam language implies foreplay, but reveals a real exam.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupRecently took home a dude who's an optometrist,

setupbrought him into the bedroom, he started doing this thing

setupwhere he was like, "Okay, here's one finger, and now here's two.

setupDo we like the one?

setupOr do we like the two a little bit better?

setupBack to the one.

setupLet's throw it over to a three.

setupThat one is for astigmatism.

punchlineTurns out I do have astigmatism.