Set 10 · Episode 699

A-Bomb

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.85 punch density·1.20 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.85 punch density·1.20 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

but a lot of people hype Austin up like it's the promised land.
Like, as soon as you get off the highway,
you run into packs of motherfuckers sleeping together,
drugged out, begging for money, and I'm just a comedian.
Don't get me started on the homeless people.
I'm sure there are good people on both sides.

[Bit 2]

This is Texas, all right?
This should be a safe space.
Is it just me or trans women getting a little too powerful?
They're kicking women asses in sports and dating gaps.
In a short amount of time, we went from, it's ma'am,
to, will you suck my lady penis?
Like, bro, maybe, maybe.
But you see these trans women on these dating apps,
and it's like, what's Sheelan Musk has been innovating
trans take knowledge.
Where are the alphabet people hiding them?
Should've put his ass on a vaccine.
I probably would've got it.
He has a good track record.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Highway vagrancy implies homeless people, but reveals comedians.

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupbut a lot of people hype Austin up like it's the promised land.
setupLike, as soon as you get off the highway,
setupyou run into packs of motherfuckers sleeping together,
punchlinedrugged out, begging for money, and I'm just a comedian.
tagDon't get me started on the homeless people.
tagI'm sure there are good people on both sides.
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