Alexander Marcano

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.82 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.82 punch density·0.80 tag density

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Skips to 33:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Holy shit Austin, Texas, there are a lot of people in here and I also have never kissed

a girl.

[Bit 2]

I studied statistics, people think that means I'm good at math, I'm good at gambling, that's

what I'm good at.

I like to take risk and there's no better example of that than my dating life.

The women I like are not what you would call a safe investment.

[Bit 3]

I think people are going back to all natural,

organic, non-GMO, but have you tried ecstasy?

I think it's pretty good. I think it's delicious.

I say try it unless you're my employer,

in which case I never have and I never would.

[Bit 4]

I'm from Chicago.

We've been getting a lot of your care packages, Texas.

I'm talking about the migrants on the buses.

Yes, we've been getting them.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Never kissing a girl is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupHoly shit Austin, Texas, there are a lot of people in here and I also have never kissed

punchlinea girl.