Toddy Tyndall

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- So I was manning the door at an establishment here on 6th Street with a fatty deterrent

system in place.

And as I stood at the bottom of them stairs, gorgeous young thing cut me with a little

spaghetti strap, silky number on with no bra and half brass hanging out.

And she has a vase, so I sit her up from the stairs and might've ended up burning a leaf,

found myself gazing up upon her undercarriage.

and it held my gaze a little longer than anticipated.

In those 20 seconds, I could tell you

with absolute certainty that she is not

one of those butthole beach bitches.

And also, she has dynamite pussy.

I seen a little white fuse sticking out of her panties.

And a week later, this chunky young thing

with 50 pounds of fupa tucked into a mini skirt

called the X is Too Small,

decided she's gonna stop halfway up the stairs

to throw the ass back for the world to see.

It was fucking horrendous.

She had no panties on.

I thought I was looking at a bulldog eating bologna.

It was fucking, ugh, gross.

Somebody obviously had lit her fuse.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Stairs could be a weight-based admission policy.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- So I was manning the door at an establishment here on 6th Street with a fatty deterrent

punchlinesystem in place.