Set 9 · Episode 699

Tommy Tickles

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.49 tag density·3 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.89 punch density·0.60 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- I'm 4% Nigerian.
That means I can say the N word every 50 days or so.

[Bit 2]

I'm married, I do most of my own laundry,
I do all the cooking, I do most of the cleaning,
and I pay most of the bills.
The only reason I'm still married is because of the sex.
The wonderful sex I'm having with her sister.
I don't want to screw that up.
I've got a real...
She's not even that hot.

[Bit 3]

I've got a real creepy uncle.
My mom hoped that he wouldn't rub off on me.
But he did it anyway.

[Bit 4]

I don't like to text and drive.
It makes it way too difficult to watch porn and masturbate.

[Bit 5]

You will never catch me drinking and driving,
'cause I'm that fucking fast.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Ancestry percentage could be a racial-slur quota.

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- I'm 4% Nigerian.
punchlineThat means I can say the N word every 50 days or so.
Tommy Tickles - Ep 699 | PunchNotes