Busco Jones

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This set·5 bits·7 beats·0.86 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 48:51 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So for a little while in my 20s, I thought I was gay.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Turned out though, I was just really,

really bad with the women.

[Bit 2]

I am what my daughter's generation would have called a simp.

Which all that means is just being nice to women.

Which if you know anything about your teens and 20s, women don't want that.

They're not interested in that.

So I learned how to become an asshole,

and now I am a father of three with two women.

So it worked out.

[Bit 3]

My wife is bi, polar.

Not the fun one.

It is entertaining a little bit.

It's like a psycho thriller, though, not like sexy, cool,

fun type of thing going on.

[Bit 4]

Anybody happily married in here?

-Bunch of lying motherfuckers.

[Bit 5]

I didn't get married to be happy.

Marriage is not a ha-- It rhymes with mortgage.

It's not a happy word.

Like, you know how happy word is?

Mistress.

It's mysterious. It's short. Fun.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being gay implies a sexual identity, but reveals failure with women.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo for a little while in my 20s, I thought I was gay.

punchline>> Turned out though, I was just really,

punchlinereally bad with the women.