2024-05-28

Set 5 · Episode 665

Cam Patterson

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.13 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

My uncle had, he spoke a lot of crack, he a crack head.

And he had relapsed a couple days ago.

He came back home, when I was back,

he had like a bunch of lumps on his face

and one of his arms was broken.

And that's not funny, bitch.

And he was telling the whole family,

he was like, "I was in a really bad car accident.

I did not relapse on crack.

And everybody was like, "Nigga, you relapse."

I promise I did not relapse on crack.

I was in a really bad car accident.

And a couple days later, he was like,

"Nephew, can you take me to the store real quick?"

And I took him to the store.

He was like, "Let me tell you something,

"everybody in the family."

Believe me when I say I got in a car accident,

but I really relapsed on crack.

And I was in the western of Atlanta,

and these young niggas was beating my ass

'cause I had some money on me.

They tried to distort me, right?

And I wanted them to get my money,

'cause I'm not a bitch, right?

And they would beat me up, and I thought I was going to die.

And when I thought I was going to die, I said, hey, hold on.

Stop. Stop.

Beat me up.

Wait a minute.

If you're going to kill me, let me smoke crack one more time.

And he said, you know what they did, nephew?

They let me smoke some crack, and they let me go home.

Them some good people.

He said-- he said, I didn't relapse on crack.

Crack saved my life.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A known addict citing an innocent accident implies a clean explanation, but reveals a relapse.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupMy uncle had, he spoke a lot of crack, he a crack head.

setupAnd he had relapsed a couple days ago.

setupHe came back home, when I was back,

setuphe had like a bunch of lumps on his face

setupand one of his arms was broken.

setupAnd he was telling the whole family,

setuphe was like, "I was in a really bad car accident.

setupI did not relapse on crack.

punchlineAnd everybody was like, "Nigga, you relapse."