Set 4 · Episode 739

Dex

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·7.00 beats/set·2.00 punch density·0.43 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·7 beats·2.00 punch density·0.43 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 33:58 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I look like I ran here.
At the gym they call me the stair master.

[Bit 2]

Why is there an F in KFC?
Because when you buy some, hell yeah, you got F in KFC.

[Bit 3]

I should introduce myself, my name's Dex, which is cool,
'cause I look like a Doug.
I look like Corinthians 4, 20.

[Bit 4]

Sometimes I think porn is addicted to me.

[Bit 5]

I think Ludacris was real skinny
until he started singing "Get Out the Way."
That's a whey protein joke.

[Bit 6]

Do you know what is really odd?
Half of all integers.
And that joke about Ludacris.
What was that about?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

"stair master" can mean a gym machine or someone defeated by stairs.

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI look like I ran here.
punchlineAt the gym they call me the stair master.
Dex - Ep 739 | PunchNotes