Fang Chao

Bucket PullAsian

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

In the middle of the pandemic, people start to hate Asians in this country.

A lot of bitch-ass Asians were scared.

My Chinese mother was one of them.

She called me up. She goes, "Hey, Feng Chao, don't go outside.

It's dangerous.

I'm like, "Mom, don't be a little bitch."

I'm not afraid of being Asian.

As a matter of fact, I've never been so proud of being Chinese.

Because Chinese people make number-one virus kill everybody.

I'm gonna call China after the show.

I'll get China on the phone.

I'll be like, "Yo, assholes.

Upgrade our virus."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Anti-Asian hate implies danger, but reveals contempt for fear.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupIn the middle of the pandemic, people start to hate Asians in this country.

setupA lot of bitch-ass Asians were scared.

setupMy Chinese mother was one of them.

setupShe called me up. She goes, "Hey, Feng Chao, don't go outside.

setupIt's dangerous.

punchlineI'm like, "Mom, don't be a little bitch."